Dear Neighbor:
I know we've never met. I admit, I am a tad bit intimidated by the barrels of empty beercans and the Confederate flag you are using as a curtain. That is hardly an excuse for me being an unfriendly neighbor who couldn't be bothered to welcome you to our block upon your arrival last year.
I have not made a good impression on you, I know, and for this, I apologize.
Now that we've mended fences and the slate has been wiped clean, I've got an honest, heartfelt message for you, on the night in which we celebrate our country's independence. American to American. A message that will hopefully set the tone for the rest of our time as neighbors:
I hope you blow one of your remaining fingers off with the fucking M-80s you're exploding in your backyard, you wayward drunken hillbilly pyromanic goat-loving bastard.
Neighborly yours,
Poppy
i honestly did not think i was going to so much as crack a smile today, much less bray like a donkey with laughter.
makes me want to light my lighter and scream, "FREE BIRD!"
Posted by: Kicking Bear at July 5, 2004 02:41 PMIn today's society of over indulged entertainment idiot, there are a few things they forget. Like complaining that they wanted the $5.00 liter of water instead of the $2.00 one. Most of these people (movie&tv stars, as well as every one of our sports position)have no idea what the real world lives on as a monthly basis. Good example; the stars that played on shows like "FRIENDS OR SEINFELD, the gall of the actors to complain about only getting $100,000.00 per episode to each actor. "HELLO", my husband and I unfortunately became disabled long before retirement age, and I had to raise a child on $1300.00 "A MONTH"!!!The next time one of the big-wigs want to build another sports stadium, and they have the "BALLS BIG ENOUGH", to stick it to the people who are making $2,000.00 or less per month to pay for it. The sad, honest truth is, that the taxpayers who paid for it, can't even afford to attend any kind of event (that is always way over priced) as usual, the rich get richer, and the poor get poorer. I would love to challenge any over paid, well known person to live on what I live on for a month. Let's who handles it better, them, or the everyday poor person.
Posted by: Norma Salin at February 21, 2005 07:48 AM