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May 29, 2005
A message to the scavengers
Dear Scavengers:
When people leave a huge pile of garbage on the curb the day after a rummage sale, you are not required to ring my motherfucking doorbell and ask if you can take my trash.
If you could read, you would understand the big "Free" sign that's attached to said garbage.
It's on the curb. I don't leave things I want on my curb.
Thank you for waking me up not once, but twice on this lovely Sunday - once in the wee morning hours, and again when I was trying to take a nap after waking up in the wee morning hours. Thanks, also, for waking up my child one hour into a hard-fought nap.
I hope you get stuck by a pin as you dig through my garbage. That'll teach you to ask for permission, you stupid dumpster divers.
Posted by Robin at May 29, 2005 12:56 PM
Comments
That's when you put the sign on the door that says, "Hey dumbass, can't you read. The sign says free. If you ring this bell I am not liable for my actions!"
LOL
Posted by: bari at May 30, 2005 07:37 AM
lol
Posted by: Jessie at May 30, 2005 03:32 PM
