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June 02, 2005
3 Ninjas
I had a bad sleep night last night. Really bad. Clara Jane had some stomach problems, which led to much screaming and crying of "Mama! Daddy!", which absolutely broke my heart and made me cry.
She finally went to bed, and I got a few hours of sleep before waking up in excrutiating pain. Excruciating. Every now and then I get these wicked pains at night. The muscles in my shoulder blade seize, cutting off the blood supply to my hand, which feels like it's being squished in a vice. It hurts. Bad. And last night's episode was one of the worst. B. woke up and tried to help ease the muscles. But by then, I was awake.
Awake to listen to my Basset hound, Chloe, as she attempted to tunnel through her flappy ear with her hind foot. Flap flap flap. I felt like I was trying to sleep under a sailboat's sail on a really windy night.
I moved to the couch, but could still hear the flappy. I moved to the basement in the spare bedroom, which didn't work because someone forgot to close the bedroom door, giving my cat Romi free reign to shed and puke unrestrained to her hearts content.
It was a short, annoying night. There was also a spontaneous nosebleed thrown in for good measure.
After a night like this, can you imagine turning on the morning news and the first story you see is about three people dressed as ninjas robbing a local Walgreens.
Ninjas. Damn.
And in case you haven't noticed, I've added Google Ads to my site. Not so much out of whoring, but so I don't have to buy a ninja outfit. Give a click, wouldya?
Posted by Robin at June 2, 2005 08:35 AM
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Wow. What a cruddy night. I got a chuckle out of the sailboat reference because I had a Springer Spaniel that would do the same thing. Get some rest tonight.
Posted by: Lori D at June 2, 2005 09:42 AM
Ninjas are awesome. For real.
Posted by: stgermh at June 2, 2005 10:34 AM
