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September 13, 2005

I Gots Nothing, People

I don't know why I'm so damn boring these days. Believe me, I'm sick to death of it myself. The malaise, it is intense, my friends.

If I was feeling more ambitious, I'd get all USA Today on your asses and make a pie chart, but the malaise ... Oh, what the hell. Maybe this will perk me up.

The following is a pie chart depicting how I've been spending my time of late:


As you can see, I just don't have time to write. I mean, I could sacrifice some of my rocking out hardcore time, but if I did that, I probably wouldn't have anything to write about. Besides, if I cut back on the rocking out hardcore, the time spent weeping would increase and I still wouldn't find myself with time to blog.

It's a precarious balance I've constructed, as I'm sure you're well aware.

Posted by Robin at September 13, 2005 07:59 PM

Comments

i love the pie chart. that is excellent. nothing in the world like a good pie chart. or a good piece of pie, actually. mmm, pie.

damn, now i want pie.

Posted by: kara at September 13, 2005 09:32 PM

I highly recommend more pie creation activity. I'm going to fight my boredom with cookies.

Posted by: shannon at September 14, 2005 10:03 AM

It concerns me that you are spending more time on the pie *chart* than actual pie.

And if you want a complete mental breakdown, get a phone message from the lab for your mammogram that identifies itself from the insurance department at the *end* of the message. I think my heart has finally restarted but Christ on a cracker I was freaked.

Posted by: Liz at September 14, 2005 01:48 PM

where's the piece of the pie that says, "just sitting around being beautiful and brilliant?"

Posted by: PKB at September 14, 2005 03:41 PM

Sacrifice the time spent double checking your math. Most people can't do math worth a crap anyway and wouldn't know if your pie chart added up correctly or not.

Okay. I can't do math worth a crap. I like thinking that everyone else can't do it either so I don't feel all left out.

Posted by: DixiePeach at September 14, 2005 06:14 PM

I agree with Dix -- sacrifice some time spent double checking your math, but add it to the time spent making pie -- I love pie -- you still don't have time to write by my formula though. Cool pie chart. I know! You could write while on hold ordering the iron lung.

Posted by: Katya at September 14, 2005 07:14 PM

Hell, I haven't been on the blog-ball either, but I don't have the energy for a pie chart. You rock out all you like. With your cock out!

Posted by: Jack's Raging Mommy at September 14, 2005 07:33 PM

The pie is most entertaining. Half of your life/pie is split between rocking hardcore and being out cold. I mean, that was totally like my junior year of college, not to mention my 28th birthday. You could do much worse than ripping off Morrissey. *hugs* for all the weeping. Ditto the fluids. My math sucks. Am I to surmise you are currently giving 186%? Good lawd, woman. Save a slice of pie for "sweet jumps".

Posted by: Joe Greenlight at September 14, 2005 11:44 PM

I love the chart! I may steal that idea (giving you props of course).

Just found your site and I like it a lot.
I got to you from your comment on Shanntastic and was compelled by your description of the Baby boards being full of annoying women. I was feeling ashamed for being the only person I knew who felt that way. I AM NOT ALONE!! So many were blathering idjits. LOVED the CHART!!!!

Posted by: Meghan at September 15, 2005 09:19 AM

I can't see the chart (f'ing work network - argh!) but I can just GUESS that there's not enough time eating lots and lots of pie that's not included. I mean, really, what good is a pie chart if you can't eat it?

Posted by: carrster at September 15, 2005 10:04 AM