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October 12, 2005
Minutia
Now that I've typed the title, I'm not sure how to spell "minutia". Minutea? Boring-ass piddly crap? Yeah, that's it.
I'm thinking about getting my eyebrows waxed tomorrow. Now that my ankle is back to its original lemon-sized proportions, and the menstrual cramps that have been tearing through my midsection like a buzzsaw have all passed, I find that I'm not experiencing enough physical suffering to accomodate the degree of complaining I wish to do. Bring on the molten wax and the ripping strips!
If there is a cheese finer than pecorino, I think I would die of bliss if it passed my lips.
I've been listening to one of Kara's mixes in my truck. It contain's "Hungry, So Angry" by The Monks. I'm convinced it's a song about hypoglycemia. Have some pecorino and cheer up, Little '80s Dude.
Clara "My Mother is Mind-Numbingly Dull" Jane didn't sprout any Swedes from her face today. It was a good day.
I got carded yesterday while buying a 12-pack of Boulevard for this weekend's Stonecutters gathering. Carded. While not wearing makeup. Eleven days before my 33rd birthday. I think that might be the happiest moment of my life. Unless I get carded next year.
This might be my final dispatch for awhile. Tomorrow's my low-tech writing day, followed by dinner with Kara and Jess. Friday, I'll be hitting the road with Jess and Clara Jane, not returning until Sunday. Aren't you glad I made my last post a good one?
Posted by Robin at October 12, 2005 09:44 PM
Comments
I am!
Posted by: Jack's Raging Mommy at October 13, 2005 07:52 AM
If it's pain you're looking for, maybe you need a Brazilian bikini wax!
Posted by: Eulallia at October 13, 2005 11:07 AM
Throw in an upper lip waxing for pure pain pleasure!
Have a great time on your trip.
Posted by: DixiePeach at October 13, 2005 05:27 PM
Have a great time--I know you'll come back loaded with great stories.
Posted by: Blossom's Dad's Ho at October 13, 2005 09:10 PM
my brother tried doing that to his beard. He's kinda a dumb handicapped guy. He can't stand to shave so instead of making his home accessable for seating during most activities he just tries crazy things liek nair and wax to get rid of partial beard that he can't stand to shave for. He's not so smart alot of the time...common sense doesn't run in my family.
Posted by: mindy at October 13, 2005 11:16 PM
Just in case you still cared: minutiae.
:) Great post!
Posted by: Frecklehead at October 14, 2005 11:56 AM
