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December 06, 2005
Solutions to Problems
Y'know, drinking hot cocoa with marshmallows and three shots of Kahlua while watching My Name is Earl might not erase a shitty day, but what kind of person would I be if I didn't at least give it the ol' college try?
I'm thinking about throwing a New Year's Eve party just so I can offer the following pre-dinner toast: "To 2005! Get out of here, your horrible, infected cunt*."
*I only allow myself one usage of this particular word per year. Otherwise, it would probably be every other word out of my mouth. However, considering how 2005 has been, I think an exception to the rule is necessary.
Posted by Robin at December 6, 2005 09:43 PM
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Amen to that, honey. Send that cunt to bed. I would say "infected cunt" but that actually gave me a horrible visual that, well, has scarred my gay-brain for life.
Posted by: Big Daddy B at December 7, 2005 05:48 AM
Amen Sister!
Posted by: mindy at December 7, 2005 07:51 AM
2005 wasn't horrible for us - well the last half was definitely better than the first half.
Cheers! It's noon and now I want Kaluha and hot chocolate....thanks!
Posted by: Karen Rani at December 7, 2005 10:55 AM
Amen! 2005 saw E unemployed for about half of it. Here's hoping putting that bitch to rest helps turn that around.
Posted by: Barefoot Cajun at December 7, 2005 01:47 PM
I just got off the phone with M...and we're planning to party year out. Something we never do. But this year...we actually need to erase the memory of the year somehow. The best way I can figure is drink too much, dance too hard, and uh, whatever comes up next. Here's to 2006!
Posted by: Marybeth at December 7, 2005 02:30 PM
I am all for moving on to bigger and better things. I spent six months being tortured by the most anti-social creatures ever born. I now want to spend 2006 and every year afterward reveling in the idea that I am rid of them forever.
Posted by: DixiePeach at December 7, 2005 04:34 PM
I opt for "miserable" in lieu of "infected".
Posted by: Joe Greenlight at December 7, 2005 06:15 PM
I second Joe's motion. All in favor ...
Yes, the vote carries. Subsequent uses of the c* word will require an alternate adjective. Thank you and good night.
Posted by: Lori at December 7, 2005 06:25 PM
Anyone who disagrees with my cunt modifier is more than welcome to start their own blog and use whatever adjectives s/he sees fit.
Although anyone who's ever experienced a yeast infection will attest that "infected" and "miserable" are synonimous.
Damn. And I was so proud of myself for refraining from makinig a comment of this nature. I was able to resist for almost twenty minutes - a personal record.
Posted by: Poppy at December 7, 2005 06:41 PM
A fucking cunt of a year, indeed. Good riddance 2005.
Posted by: Blossom's Dad's Ho at December 7, 2005 07:39 PM
So it's you that I got the idea from, eh? (I'd forgotten that I'd read it here, just that hot chocolate sounded good and I was having a bad mid-afternoon, anyway, and oh! is that an open bottle of Kahlua right there in arm's reach?)
At least it was after noon.
Posted by: Jane at December 8, 2005 03:19 PM




