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Is it supposed to rhyme with "Cheverolet"?
Cause it sorta does.

That is ten kinds of crazy. If I were you, I'd leave a "shit filet" on their hood. Kind of like an offering to their shit filet gods. Hell, you've got dogs and a baby over there, you can come up with something, right?

I read this post about 4 hours ago and had to come back for more. Did you see the driver? I need to know what the driver of the shit-filet looked like. Although, I think I have a pretty clear picture in my mind.

We really ought to think about starting our own website. We can call it "We Love Our Redneck Neighbors". We already have a wealth of material.

Hee.

Haw.

Guffaw.

I rather prefer Crap en Croute, myself.

If I were you, I'd be calling the local authorities about that one.

Is this owned by your crazy cop-calling redneck neighbors? Ay yi yi...

Oh hell, I thought calling a Chevrolet a "Shit filet" was something just us Mississippians did. I didn't know the midwest was hip to it too.

Of course I reckon your neighbor could hail from the Magnolia State and noting the condition of that truck it wouldn't surprise me in the least.

What I want to know is what in the fuck is that crap in the yard across the street? Someone set up a carnival there?

All I can say is, Classy!

Shit-filet, Chevrolet ... yep, that's gotta be it.

No, I never did see the driver. The truck doesn't belong to a neighbor, just someone who was visiting. My next door neighbors have been in the process of gutting and rebuilding their house since August, and I think it was someone doing some construction work for them. And there's no way I'd call the authorities. That level of free entertainment should be rewarded, not punished.

As for the crap in the yard, that would be Christmas decoration carcasses from the neighbors who had their Inflatable Army of Holiday Evil set up before Halloween and still haven't removed it.

It's back, and with great pleasure that I inform you: the shit-filet is driven by a woman.

Who has known her share of camel toes, I'm sure.