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March 15, 2006
The Naughty Nunu and Dirty, Filthy Po
Yep, I'm still glad Clara Jane's home. Life feels normal and right again. She's developed a fixation on the Beatles' "Come Together" and keeps trying to do John Lennon's opening vocal effect, which rocks my socks off. She's also taken up yogurt painting, and covering the bathroom floor with half a bottle of baby shampoo, but I'm still freaked out enough by the tornados that I was able to maintain my composure in light of old flattop's antics.
I'm thanking my lucky stars that we're only experiencing a little vandalism, considering the horrible, sleazy tripe she's been watching. If this isn't proof that the Republicans are right and PBS is evil, I don't know what is.
Allow me to present to you the taxpayer-supported pornography masquarading as the Teletubbies...
While I could have provided better quality images with, say, a video capture card, I opted to go the simple route and just photograph the wretched images. Besides, the little black bar from the video roll accents just how dirty and filthy it is.
Warning: what follows is not appropriate for children, or their overly immature parents.
While Po lolls on the bed at left, Nunu enters. Nunu's got needs. Powerful, sucking needs.
Nunu's engorged and hot, ready for his sweet, sweet Po.
Not wasting a second, Nunu jumps straight to the goods, schnurffling Po's ... what the hell is that, anyway? Um, tubbie? Nunu can't get enough of that sweet, sweet screen.
SWEET JESUS! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? SEX AND THE TUBBIES?? My eyes. Oh, God. My eyes. And I think my vagina just grew shut.
I don't care what that rat bastard Dipsy tells you, Po. Doing that does not maintain your virginity. Stop it. Stop it right now.
Who knew animated vaccum cleaners made O-faces?
Oh, now that's just kinky and sick. Sick!
That's it. There's gonna be tubby custard all over that floor. We're going to see that floor under a blacklight on 60 Minutes one of these days, and it's going to look like the bedspread of room 164 of the Salina, Kansas Super 8, mark my word.
That's it, Po. Show him where to put it and what to do with it.
It's not all smut and slime. Po and the nunu share a tender moment. Either that, or Po's humping him. I don't know. I had to turn it off at this point.
I have never wanted to die as badly as I want to having watched this with my child.
Posted by Robin at March 15, 2006 08:31 PM
Comments
Hear that? Yeah, that's the sound of me getting right to work on that shrine I've decided to construct in your honor. After this, I must worship you. That is all.
Posted by: Penny Pressed at March 15, 2006 11:51 PM
LMAO!! I think all my coworkers are wondering what the heck is going on over here, I'm laughing so hard.
Posted by: Nancy at March 16, 2006 07:48 AM
This freaking has to be a joke.
Posted by: Marybeth at March 16, 2006 09:02 AM
Remember all the desk-pounding from last week? Topped it today.
I was going to say that I got dizzy from all the laughing and had to put my head between my knees, but that was just too graphic.
Posted by: Jane at March 16, 2006 09:13 AM
Oh, I am bustin' up over here! And uh, I think that's gonna be my new phrase, "I think my vagina just grew shut."
Posted by: Debbie at March 16, 2006 10:18 AM
Robin, you are only ENCOURAGING the likes of Jerry Falwell, you know.
Posted by: Julie at March 16, 2006 10:42 AM
Bwahahaha! Pat Robertson will have something to say about this.
Posted by: Barefoot Cajun at March 16, 2006 12:24 PM
I think I've got a boner.
Posted by: Big Daddy B at March 16, 2006 12:29 PM
OH you are bad......and you know Oz is obsessed with the teletubbies - don't think that episode has shown over here yet......how mad!
Posted by: Sal at March 16, 2006 02:03 PM
O. My. Goodness.
I had no idea......
Posted by: Tamara at March 16, 2006 03:40 PM
Well...you do know that the German word for butt is "Po". 'Nuff said.
Posted by: Dixie at March 16, 2006 05:43 PM
In the words of my husband when I showed this to him, "Oh, SNAP!"
Posted by: Julie at March 16, 2006 06:02 PM
Penny, you're making the shrine out of empty vodka bottles, right?
Marybeth, oh how I wish it was a joke. But it's a real episode of the Teletubbies. Clara Jane was watching it last Friday, and thank God the Tivo was recording it at the same time, because you know I had to watch it again to take the pictures. Also, anyone who comes to my house can expect to be subjected to this episode, because we've saved it .
Julie, I like poking badgers with sticks.
Big Daddy, I hate to tell you, but Po's a girl. But if I find any footage of the nunu in compromise positions with that big 'mo Tinky Winky, I'll let you know post-haste.
Sal, the funny thing is, Clara Jane's interest in the tubbies has been on the decline. We hadn't watched them in weeks. It just happened that the day she asked to watch them, this was the episode that was on. The premise is that the nunu is helping Po take a sponge bath, and it just gets worse from there. Seriously, when I first saw Po with the nunu's hose in her crotch, I laughed to the point to crying, then I immediately called B. and work and yelled, "You have GOT to watch this episode of the tubbies. It's the dirtiest thing I've ever seen!"
Posted by: Poppy at March 16, 2006 08:44 PM
