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September 14, 2006
You'll Get Dots and You'll Like Them
- Yes, there is now an ad on this page. Shut up. You'll see the ad and you'll like it because I need shoes.
- Number of meals I ate with grown-up friends today: 2
- Number of children present at said meals: 0
- Do you hear me shrieking with well-fed, well-conversed glee? Because I am.
- Number of pumpkin spice lattes consumed today: 2
- Number of kidneys that are ready to claw their way out of my body and hit me in my face for drinking all that coffee: 2
- "Mommy, I'm a-gonna drive a big ol' red truck. And you're a-gonna ride in my beautiful red truck. Can I listen to the banjos?" So said the hillbilly that came from my loins.
- The fact that my child says "I'm a-gonna" concerns me. I've been paying attention to where she might have picked up such a thing.
- Yep, she got it from me. I'm a-gonna start paying better attention to talkin gud.
- I need to get excited about some new music but I'm at a loss. Recommend something to me. Something without banjos, please.
- Neighbors we don't know have started dropping by our house to get tech advice from my husband. Yet another reason to get the hell out of this neighborhood. Take your 28.8 modem and go home, Loser.
- I want to learn to play bunco and have all of my girlfriends come over and play. I have no idea why.
- So tonight, I had my iPod on shuffle, and it kept shuffling up crap. I switched over to a playlist I made a few months ago. About three songs in I thought, "Wow! This shuffle is amazing! It's like it was tailor-made for me! Oh, wait..."
- B. actually said this while watching an ad for the movie "Jackass Number Two": "I'm excited about the movie and all, but I really hope it doesn't feel forced." Because it would be bad for a Jackass movie to feel anything but 100% natural, Baby.
- Oddly, that's not the funniest thing that's been said about a Jackass movie in my home. Four years ago, when the first Jackass movie was released, my pal PKB's 13-year-old son looked at me with the most innocent eyes and said, "I don't understand why my mom won't let me go see it. It's just good, clean American fun." He went on to kick the asses of a bunch of grown-up drunk men at Jenga.
- I really need to lay off the espresso. And the quarts of sweet tea.
Posted by Robin at September 14, 2006 09:36 PM
Comments
Shoes are good. Very good. Ads for shoes is good thinking.
Posted by: liz at September 14, 2006 10:18 PM
Bunco is eassssy. So easy you can play it drunk. Or with a lobotomy. Great game to play with friends though.
Bert wanted to see Police Academy 6 or 12 or whatever because "there were so many unanswered questions."
You better git you some shoes, or you will look like a hillbilly. Go ads go.
Posted by: Lisa V at September 14, 2006 10:46 PM
Try the Spinto Band. They have no banjos, just a mandolin, and they don't overuse it.
I'm afraid, very afraid that I'm going to have to go review Jackass on Tuesday.
Posted by: Marrit at September 15, 2006 07:43 AM
Well, if you like folk-ish music---specifically, if you like a somewhat melancholy dude with a guitar backed by gorgeous strings, sans banjo (mostly, I think)---you might like the new Ray LaMontange, Till the Sun Turns Black. It's the #1 thing making me weep for joy this week. This is of course magnified by that quality in Ray's voice that makes me feel like he's singing only to me, right there in my ear in a way that gives me chills. Woo!
If that seems interesting to you, I should probably warn you not to judge the entire album by the just alright single, "Three More Days." And I should warn you that there's a song called "Barfly," which yes does include the word barfly, so perhaps this is not the song for dehillbillicizing. I know barflies come from all socioeconomic culture-clusters and all, but your life may not seem less hillbillacious if you find Clara Jane singing so sweetly, "Barfly! I'm just a barfly, baby, uh huh!"
So maybe this is not the album for you after all. But it is good. If you like that sort of thing.
ALSO, and this is super important: If for some reason you get the urge to make the chocolate chai cookies featured on the back page of the current Dierberg's newsletter, don't bother unless you're going to up the spices considerably. I just made some, and am thankful I'm sending them to an undiscriminating 5-year-old boy.
This has been a public service announcement.
Posted by: Summer at September 15, 2006 08:46 AM
Hmmmm... I wonder if I'd get sued if I put a CD full of MP3's in the mail... ;)
Posted by: Debbie at September 15, 2006 10:39 AM
A former coworker went to a bunco game every week. For the longest time I thought she just made it up--that it was just what they called getting together to chat & drink and there was no "game" involved.
Posted by: Jane at September 15, 2006 11:26 AM
Drew and I tried the pumpkin spice lattes the other day. All because of you.
New music? The new Black Keys came out this week. And even though I preordered it, I still don't have it yet. That irks me. Have you listened to Rabbit Fur Coat yet? It's wonderful.
Posted by: Exena at September 15, 2006 11:47 AM
i've got your music seeking back, my deario!
www.barclaymartin.com - one of his songs, "singing in the moonlight" is AMAZING! he doesn't have it up on his site, though. boo hoo. he played it twice at my graduation/birthday party. :) he's a kc musician and a friend, so i'm biased. ani's new cd is good too. and you MUST gove krystle warren a listen. http://music.download.com/krystlewarren/3600-8978_32-100739643.html
she's over on myspace, too. she lives in nyc now, but is from k.c. - i heard her first play on the front porch of a friend's house at an after hours sorta deal when she was maybe 18. her voice is like no ohter. and she's a prolific songwriter as well.
i haven't seen the jackass movies, but i did watch a bootleg of those kids doing what they do years and years ago - i about puked. there's something about someone waking up to find their friend's feces smeared on their lips (as they lick them) that gets me every time. i always wondered if they sort of footage out in the movie...
Posted by: kara joy at September 15, 2006 11:57 AM
I was in a bunko group, and it was such fun. We only met once a month, at a different person's house each month. We'd have dinner before, then drink throughout. I was worried about the level of difficulty b/c I'm not a big fan of games with rules, but it's super easy. Good times, man.
Posted by: lori at September 16, 2006 03:06 PM




