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December 07, 2006
How to Not Make a Girl Feel Pretty
1. When said girl orders two bras, ship them in a box large enough to house a Tivo unit and DVD player.
2. "Hold on. I need a bigger speculum."
To maximize these effects, arranged for both events to occur within hours of each other.
Posted by Robin at December 7, 2006 04:22 PM
Comments
Yeah, but you were wearing your killer red lipstick at the time, weren't you? Good lipstick can make you feel so much more beautiful.
Posted by: Dixie at December 7, 2006 04:31 PM
No lipstick. I had a very short night and didn't feel like dealing with it. Also, I knew that the doc would be inspecting the head end of my body, too, and didn't want to risk smudges.
At least one of my brand-new old-school-VCR-sized braissaires looks good.
Posted by: Robin at December 7, 2006 04:36 PM
Well, you know any event that involves a speculum and your own personal nether regions isn't going to make you feel pretty.
Even the word is ewwwie.
Posted by: beege at December 7, 2006 04:37 PM
Now I'm having a flash back to the day when I was 12 and got braces and glasses on the same day! So, so PRITTY!
Posted by: Velma at December 7, 2006 05:32 PM
oh god, that is awful. i have had the same experience with the bras. also, i was told whilst getting my pap once that i have a LONG VAGINA. i love our lady bits.
Posted by: jenB at December 8, 2006 01:50 AM
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! BIGGER SPECULUM!!!! i do so love you!!!!
Posted by: kara joy at December 8, 2006 01:49 PM
Don't feel bad. When I order two bras for my average sized bazooms I get a box big enough for a VCR. As for the speculum, I. Would. Have. Died. I did snicker a bit though.....
Posted by: Amy in StL at December 8, 2006 03:03 PM
