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December 13, 2006

This is Your Blog on Drugs

Over the past 46 days, I have blogged on all but one of them.

I've blogged through two falling trees.

I've blogged through two crazy-inducing pseudo-periods.

I've blogged through a massive ice storm.

I've blogged through my child spewing vomit in my kitchen, then watched in horror as she slipped and fell in it.

I've blogged through new brain drugs.

And it's because of all this blogging that my brain has begun its slow, inevitable descent, causing me to title yesterday's entry "Assilmination" instead of "Assimilation".

Heh. I said "ass". Twice.

I'd like to blame the blogging, but I'm pretty sure tonight's wonkiness is an artifact of my malfunctioning brain chemicals going to war with the recent influx of brain drugs. It's like bombs over Baghdad inside my skull tonight.

Yes, I'm still on my Outkast kick. "Hey Ya" shuffled up on my iPod yesterday, and I'm pretty sure that was God's way of telling me that everything's going to be okay.

I'm fine, really. Just working out the kinks. My doc described this particular medication as being able to "give my brain a massage". Considering my entire body shuts down about 45 minutes into a massage and doesn't return for three days, I think I'm in trouble.

If I hadn't recently taken a double-dose of a medication with that big sleepy-eye warning label, I'd be out right now with my camera, in hopes that the merry KISSmas house might be decorated and I might capture a better photo of it. Because oh, I have holiday photos from my neighborhood right now, but they won't be complete without the KISSmas house.

I forgot what else I was going to say.

Drugs are ... not so bad, it turns out.

Posted by Robin at December 13, 2006 09:25 PM

Comments

Your neighborhood is the holy grail of tacky Christmas decorations. Ahem. I mean, KISSmas.

Posted by: Dixie at December 14, 2006 03:57 PM