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July 18, 2007
I'm Blogging in Public
I really don't have anything to say, other than I'm blogging in public for the first time ever. I love you, Macbook, even though I had to break down a few days ago and buy a book with the word "dummies" in the title.
I'm actively starting the change to WordPress that I've been threatening since last fall. After using it for the Boob-Ha-Ha site, I'm hooked. Unfortunately, my host has other ideas. We're working through it and I'm hoping that within a week or so, this-here blog will have an all-new look. I'm fed the hell up with the current design.
I'm at CooperElla, sipping an iced hazelnut mocha, watching Clara Jane play, and pondering what to get for lunch. Medeterrainian salad with chicken? Roast Beast sandwich? I so hope this is the biggest delimma I face today. Yesterday's biggest delimma: chasing stupid little Murphy's ass around the neighborhood first thing in the morning. Again. This escape was all my fault, as I trusted her to walk the few feet to the gate, accompanied by me, without running down the block after imaginary bunnies. Stupid me.
I'm pretty sure my new neighbors refer to me as "that fat gal who never wears a bra and runs up the street screaming at her poor dog." Could be worse. I could be "that jackass with the Rebel flag in the front window".
Speaking of neighbors, through the magic of the internet I found out there's another Robin with a toddler who lives a few blocks from me. I think we're the same age and we have the same bathroom and the same taste in music. Amazing. I moved to a town where, apparently, I already lived. She's not fat and I bet she doesn't run braless down her street, screaming at her stupid dog. She lives on the nicer side of the street.
I just taught Clara Jane how to make an L7 with her thumbs and forefingers. I'm the best mom ever. Or, I will be once I teach her the words to "Pretend We're Dead".
Lunch delimma? Solved. Med. salad with chicken, and an admonishment from the kitchen about my penchant for ordering the same thing all the time. I don't care. I'm glad to be back to normal. Especially since "normal" now includes blogging-anywhere capabilities. Why I waited so long to join the 21st laptop-operated century, I'll never know. Oh, right. The money thing.
Speaking of techology I dont need, B. procured a Palm Treo for me last week. A nice surprise, but I'm not convinced I'm busy or important enough to merit that much electronics in one wee machine. He bought it from a friend for $65, and I'm pretty sure it was done wholely as a preventative measure to keep me from uttering the term "iPhone" one more time.
Oh my word. I just watched a father admonish his son, who's probably younger than Clara Jane, for playing with a pink tutu. Enforce those gender roles, Papa! Granted, he's an older dad. He probably would have had a stroke if he'd seen Clara Jane in her skirt, pretending to play baseball about an hour ago.
You know, one of these days I should just live-blog an afternoon at Hartford or Cooperella. Not today. Raquel just walked in, bearing beautiful sock yarn for me. There's knitting and visiting to be done. And another iced hazelnut mocha to drink, for sure.
Posted by Robin at July 18, 2007 11:56 AM
Comments
Hey we all need a pigeonhole to fill. I think mine is that crazy redhead who carries her dog out to puke on the sidewalk (and then washes it off with bottled water because she's too lazy to walk 10 more feet to a faucet) and drives a trans am with a wonky headlight. I really think they're more freaked out by the trans am. Makes me think I should have a 70's burnout themed party at my condo - sans maryjane.
Posted by: Amy in StL at July 18, 2007 02:36 PM
Chasing the dog braless down the street! Are we sisters? Yesterday I was chasing the dog down the alley in my bathrobe and flip flops. You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.
Posted by: Robin2 at July 18, 2007 02:51 PM
I guess I'm the crazy broad who lets her dog out at 5 freakin' am to puke grass (the dog, not me). I too was braless, although it's 6 of one/half-dozen of the other with me.
And I have pics of me posing on my brother's Trans Am in my wedding dress. Sclafly, ahoy!
Posted by: allison at July 18, 2007 04:06 PM
I only seem to answer the door braless and with hair in curlers. Thankfully my dog keeps her ass put.
Posted by: Dixie at July 18, 2007 05:44 PM
Oh god, I meant "Schlafly". Horrors!
Posted by: allison at July 18, 2007 08:15 PM
look at the bright side, you will soon be "that fat gal WITH PINK HAIR who never wears a bra and runs up the street screaming at her poor dog."
Posted by: kat at July 18, 2007 09:27 PM
I chased our new puppy down the street, in boxer shorts and a t-shirt. When he ran out of the front door I grabbed my glasses, only to realize when I came back in that one of the lenses was missing. One eyed, braless, maniac....
Posted by: Kathie at July 19, 2007 05:07 AM
Which Dummies book did ya get? I luuuuuuve my MacBook and I really want to do the whole creative-movie-making thing, but I kinda feel like Stevie Wonder walkin' in the forest.
Oh, and Wedding Dress + Trans Am = Magic! ;)
Posted by: Debbie at July 19, 2007 10:37 AM




